gywo

I didn't realize "Get Your War On"now has videos. "Some kind of moustache?" Funny stuff.

for the birds

Wonderful New Yorker cover. Reminiscent of Chris Ware's New Yorker cover for Halloween.

my new logo

oceans 6

I just love this photo from an article about the Meadowlands racetrack in New Jersey because it looks more like it's from a movie than a real story.  This one almost writes itself.

da best foo

Funny Wendy's restaurant review joke that is ongoing.

This place is BAWLIN' yo. Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN. I tasted one and I was like "WHAAAAT! Are you serious Wendy?" Mean girls workin the friers, tho. This one chick wouldn't even let me holla. I was like "please you ugly anyway."

And this clever retort.

This place is upbeat and enjoyable. You will find that the chicken nuggets are amongst the crispiest that you have ever tasted. I sampled one and exclaimed "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious". The ladies tending to the deep-fry machines are, however, quite disagreeable. I tried to court one in particular but she rejected my advances. I tried to save face by declaring "I don't really mind, your appearance unsettles me as it is".

can you hear me now

Like I said in the previous post I'm having zero reception issues on my iPhone 4.  But I thought this article in the NY Times was funny.  Towards the end they quote Brian Lam saying that "he had not been able to use older iPhones to make calls from his home.  That changed on Thursday after he bought an iPhone 4.  'I have made three hours of calls today."

Now why is that funny?  Because yesterday Brian Lam made a video using iMovie on the iPhone 4.  I presume (but do not have any hard data) it was taken in his apartment.  And at 0:21 into the video you see this white contraption on a desk.

What is it? The guy is sporting an AT&T 3G Microcell mini celluar tower in his home. That'd be why he's getting great phone reception.  Lulz.

Video:

vuvuyou

My site needs some background music.  See the first iteration here.

shelf life

Funniest comment I've heard this week from the guy helping me down at the Jacques Torres chocolate shop.

I realize this is twice as much chocolate as you want but it will keep for 6 months

Not in my house it won't.

haloween

Chris Ware's New Yorker cover is priceless. Look carefully.

when a famous person dies

home sweet home

gadgets

Alright.  I laughed until I cried.  You could replace Sony with pretty much any other electronics brand name. (language is a little nsfw)

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

everything is better with bacon

Even me.

can you spot the cell phone tower?

and how little sleep you can get by with

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” - Franklin P. Jones

shat

clever 'inspirational' posters from canucklehead.

the 9 manliest names

Cracked comes through with another winner.

Lance Armstrong: It’s impossible to hear this name without picturing many men getting impaled on a battlefield. He’s got the lance, and he’s got the arm strength to drive it through you and the four guys standing behind you.

handwashing

Boy all these years and I've been completely doing this wrong. My parents never told me about step 6. Am I the only one?

minesweeper: the movie

I'm constantly amazed at the creativity of some people. Minesweeper: The Movie.

Why are you here soldier?

I'm here because i'm really bored.

the rollercoaster goes down 5th ave right?

Anyone notice anything wrong with the picture accompanying the Uzbekistan Airlines announcement of service to NY?